me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

This guy is driving me crazy holy shit

panembird:

#AGAINSTLEAKINGNUDES
WE RESPECT THEM.

thiccthot:

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

foresity:

October Snow (by danotis)

nichvlas:

I like being alone but I hate being lonely.

If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her.

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