me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas