daitao:

by まろぬっしー

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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