p0liwag:

Sexting like
bewwbs:

Yes

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

bonesismyteddybear:

Do you ever have days where everyone is hot and you realize how bi you are like bless my stars I’m so so bisexual. Wow!!!! Pretty girls!!!!! Wow!!! Handsome guys!!! Wow!!! Nonbinary cuties!!! Wow!!!!!